The new Sunday night 10 o’clock show on WRTI (HD2 and streaming) ought to have theme music, I thought, so I started looking through works of mine, as with the theme for Discoveries from the Fleisher Collection, to see if anything would fit. I looked over everything that has survived ritual burning up to this point, and the only piece that came close to being a match was a curious Four Hymns for Four Guitars, written in, wow, 1985 for the amiable Philadelphia Guitar Quartet. Wonderful guys all, astute musicians, and very helpful when I was working on it. Turns out when we moved from Manayunk to Mt. Airy we ended up a couple blocks away from Bill Ghezzi of that Quartet, who then commenced to move onto our street with his family. When they found out I lived there, they moved to New Hampshire.

Well, not right away…we worked on these hymns and a Totentanz and a Mazurka I wrote for him. Then Dartmouth hired his wife and him away from us. And that’s why he moved. Seriously, Bill’s terrific: here he is playing the Totentanz.

But the Quartet played the Four Hymns some, including on a WHYY Radio Community Concert. Some of it I still like, including the beginning of the third hymn, “No, Not One.” It’s an old gospel hymn, known from its opening lines, “There’s not a friend like the lowly Jesus. No, not one! No, not one!” I was trying out the manipulation of pitch aggregates, as I recall. No, I’m kidding. Nobody says, “manipulation of pitch aggregates.” No, I’m kidding. A lot of people say “manipulation of pitch aggregates,” all of them composers who have been to college, and I think for a month and a half I said it, but it means absolutely nothing—nothing more than “I was shoving notes around,” or (here’s a thought) “I was composing”—but some folks like to throw “aggregates” around, you bet, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.

For me, I just liked how you could mix up a five-note scale in pretty much any order (many gospel tunes are constructed from five-note scales), you could then use that mix to accompany the tune, and if you slowed it all down, it sounded real pretty. For a while. In this piece, you can hear the tune in low, punctuated, held notes, a cantus firmus with curlicues of arpeggios cascading off of it.

So that’s what this theme music is. But all I had was an old tape of that community concert, and what with the hiss, and oh yes thebabythatkeptcryingintheaudience, I went back to the drawing board and now, après-1985 and with a computer and everything, renotated the beginning of that movement (not caring how it looked, really) and made an mp3 with “classical guitar” sounds on it, ooo.

But it didn’t sound very good—certainly not as good as four real guitars—so I started replacing, and adding, and editing instrument sounds, and a weekend later I had a minute and change of 12-string and pedal steel guitars, pizzicato acoustic and Rickenbacker basses, long-decaying marimbas, and other whatnots: an entire orchestra of made-up sounds in pentatonic mode that had enough goofy sparkle for a theme but enough wallpaper to yak over.

It also is stylistically neutral enough, I think, to serve as an adequate introduction to a show featuring all kinds of new music. I hope you like it, and if you get a chance to listen to the show (Sunday nights at 10, or did I say that already?), I hope you like that, too. I’m having fun putting it together, and thanks to WRTI for giving a slot over to contemporary American music.

Here is the theme, minus my yakking over it: